http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:31:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Before I even begin, let me get this out of the way: I am fully aware that there are people out there who believe that bacon is too damn trendy nowadays. To this I respond: a brick in the face. A couple of weeks ago I decided to combine two ... http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=28 [caption id="attachment_23" align="aligncenter" width="500"][/caption] La Palma recently started forcing cactus leaves onto its corn products. I wouldn't eat the tortillas with just a dash of salt (unless you're a vegetarian), but the huaraches are pretty spectacular. Yes, I know I've been lost. I am trying. http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=22 This is the worst thing I've ever done. In betwen those two Chicharron gorditas what you see is Mac (well, Orecchetti) N' Cheese... and a sausage. http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=21 Behold the BLT of The Post Racial Future! Two chicharron gorditas, bacon, tomato, guacamole and no lettuce because the 'L' stands for 'Love'. I love you. http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=20 The Top: Fried eggs, bacon. The bottom: Huarache "sole" from La Palma Mexicatessen. The jizzle: Sour cream and avocado salsa (also from La Palma). http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=19 White people who don't really know me very well like to introduce me to people they know who claim to be from Mexico City. In general, white people don't understand that the only people who hate Mexicans more than the KKK are other Mexicans. Most of these meets-n-greet turn into ... http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=16 No, I did not leave Mexico City without eating tacos al pastor. Yes, I will disappoint you by confessing that my favorite ones in this massive metropolitan area are the best known. (My sister, whose boyfriend exported a trompo to Puerto Rico a few months ago, is feeling shamed ... http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=15 If you're an American citizen in Mexico and somebody stabs you and takes your passport... cheer up, chirpy! You have an excuse to visit the Embassy, which is conveniently located just a couple of blocks away from El Caminero (opposite the corner of Rio Lerma and Rio Poo—don't let ... http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=14 If you have never been to Mexico City, or if you've been away long enough that your family will immediately notice how poorly you're aging (about two years), these are the correct answers for the following two questions: 1) "What do you want to eat?" Tacos. Sure, you've had what you would ... http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=13 Allow me to explain the complete lack of activity since... well, I don't even want to look because I will grow sad, and all those years under Quine have left me unable to channel that kind of emotion into something that will convince you that flower-slapping is the only appropriate ... http://www.bloodyspew.com/mexicant/?p=10