This is what a real taqueria looks like:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:29am |

Notice there are no signs for fucking burritos.
(La Gallinita) 2989 24th St., SF. Unfortunately, only open Fridays 5PM-11PM, Saturdays 9AM-11PM. Sundays 9AM-6PM.
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The place I go to in Bethlehem looks almost exactly like that.
cabeza on the menu and tiny soda fridge are mandatory.
but wait, where’s lengua?
Not sure why they don’t do lengua, but I am guessing they just had to stop somewhere: the shop is actually a full-service butcher (to the right).
Also possibly mandatory is the television running at all times w/ a cleavage-fest talk show or Chuck Norris/Steven Segal/Jackie Chan movie.
You forgot futbol.